yoncevevo:

someone: i used to eat mcdonald’s everyday until i found out what they REALLY use to make their “cheese burgers” and “chicken” nuggets i can’t believe i put all that poison into my body

me: but did you die

fefeta:

someone: quit bouncing your leg
me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

frehyja:

idk who i am but i don’t like her

habla-gated:

black–twitter:

Awe he gave him a thumbs down